Donald Trump, the President of the United States will not be coming into work today as it is raining, his Press Secretary has confirmed.
Sarah Bumblebee Flanders released a statement today confirming that the President will not be attending to any official work today as it has started to drizzle a bit. The President (pictured) will instead be lying in bed watching Netflix and eating Domino’s pizza.
When our reporter questioned Mrs Sanders as to whether this was a valid reason for the President to take recess, he was promptly ejected from the press conference for allegedly assaulting a Presidential aide who was not in the room at the time.
The Brickish Times approached Mr Trump separately for a statement. We didn’t understand what he said.