Brexiters today have announced that Brexit has absolutely nothing to do with Brexit, and is pure scaremongering by remainers.
“To even suggest that we want to leave the EU, thereby essentially being the first country in the history of time to sanction itself is pure scaremongering” says Leave.xxx spokesman Dave Perry, “we just want to leave the EU!”
Leave.xxx (renamed due to no longer being allowed Leave.eu after Brexit) made the statement this morning after being approached about all the negativity around companies leaving the UK for greener pastures.
“No-one wants to leave anything. Our name? Erm, purely coincidental. Nothing is happening. But at the same time, everything is happening.”
We attempted to speak to Arron Banks from the campaign, but unfortunately he had disappeared up his own arsehole.