Dave Daveson, MP for Chaverton could not decide what to have for breakfast this morning when asked. His wife is now filing for divorce.

Sheree Daveson, filed for divorce yesterday as husband Dave Daveson, MP for Chaverton could not decide what to have for breakfast when asked.

Sheree tells us “he came downstairs, and we had two half boxes of cereal and some crumpets that were going to go off. So I asked him what he wanted. He couldn’t give me a straight answer.”

When Sheree asked what he wanted, “crumpets or cereal”, he reportedly replied with “I think that’s a very open ended question”. Sheree argued that it wasn’t, it was just two choices. Dave then went on to say “I think it’s very important to listen to both arguments”.

Sheree started to lose her temper at this point, and told her husband that there are no arguments the breakfast items can make. Dave spouted “what I am doing, is paying very close attention to the situation”. Sheree threw one of the boxes of cereal at him, to which he replied that “this was a very childish attitude towards the decision, and we must work together for the good of our breakfast”.

As he dodged flying Shreddies, Sheree told him she was filing for divorce. This was the last straw after years of negotiation, after Dave proposed to Sheree for “the good of the nation” and that it was “the will of the people” that they get married.

Sheree told us that [she] “thought he was joking at the time, so I laughed and said yes.”

“He wasn’t.”